Everyone is trying to get to the bar

What I'm into right now:

Real Housewives of NYC. The problem is, every time I try to talk about the hilarity of this show, I sound like an even bigger snobby, middle-brow jerk than any of the housewives. But for what it's worth, my parents did get me into their first-choice pre-school, so I think I have some authority, if not critical distance.

Staying hydrated

Getting rid of things


What I miss about 1993:

"Pavement Boy"
Tacoctober at San Loco
Autoclave
the Gap on St. Marks Place
youthful innocence
wanting to go to Scotland and Olympia
Canard and Co.